Thursday, October 22, 2009

Adventures in Felting Crochet

Socks and hats are wardrobe items I have always loved. After watching several friends knit socks, I decided to try crocheting them. Very soon I had a collection of crocheted socks. Of course the next thing to try was hats. Crocheting makes a soft socking kind of hat, but if you felted it....


A pattern was purchased. 100% natural wool was purchased. I purchased both an undyed skein and two smaller blue skeins. In the course of two evenings I had quickly crocheted the undyed wool into something that resembled a large misshapen sack or as my husband said a mush-mouth hat.

Internet searches were made. Would this work? Would it really ever turn into a hat? Maybe. The search began for a form. It seems my head is roughly the same outer diameter as my small angel food cake pan. Shove a salad/dinner bowl up into it after removing the center cone to form the domed crown. Balance all of that on the center cone in a really large tupperware bowl to turn up the outside edge and I was ready! After one long hot agitation cycle in the washer I had a wet, heavy semi-hat shaped piece of felt. Rinse it in the sink, pop it over the form and let it dry. Days later I reread the directions. Ooops! I was correct in not putting in the dryer but I should have wrung it dry and rolled it in a towel before putting it on my form. Live and learn. When it finally dried the hat came out pretty well.

Now to work with the blue wool. Everything worked pretty much the same as the first time with a couple of exceptions. I remembered to take the before shot you see up above and I remembered to wring and towel roll the finished hat so it dried much faster.


Friday, October 9, 2009

Gainesville Rabbit Rescue

If you get a chance and do not mind, vote for Gainesville Rabbit Rescue at http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/shelterchallenge.faces?siteId=3

They are currently number nine in the state and climbing. They are only trying for the $1000 state money not the top prize. Even a $1000 is a lot for them.

You can vote once per day on each type of browser you have installed (Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, etc.). If you really like GRR (they are good folks), you can even ask friends to vote!

Both Bosley and Moe were from GRR.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Mashed Potatoes or Wallpaper Paste

Never use your new immersion blender to mash potatoes. Even though it is fun and easy, it is not a good idea. Of course if you run out of wall paper glue I believe the resulting mixture will work. The look on Gidgett's face when she took her first bite said it all. You know the texture is lacking when even the dogs feel there is something wrong with dinner.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Pressure Cooking Spaghetti SauceTip

When pressure cooking spaghetti sauce, absolutely do NOT add the tomato paste until you have completed pressure cooking the remaining ingredients. Tomato paste which is scorched onto the bottom of your pressure cooker requires considerable scrubbing to remove.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Dehydrating Cheddar Cheese

Just in case it ever comes up for you, if you decide to dehydrate cheddar cheese, use low fat cheese. Regular cheddar is very greasy when you dehydrate it. Without experience I do not know for sure, but my guess would be that the same is true for non-cheddar cheeses.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Cable Trials

Our cable recently started having issues. Being lazy and not being extremely bothered by it since it was only affecting a few channels, we ignored the problem. Then one long holiday weekend we actually wanted to watch a show on one of the problem channels. It was like watching a broadcast show from 20 years ago. We called the cable company.

First there was the automated system. I entered in all of our information including the main problem which was snow due to a poor signal on all of our televisions. The extremely long wait for a person began. At last, a technician who proceeded to ask me the exact same questions the computer had asked. Upon being told we were experiencing a signal problem on ALL of our televisions, he told me to check the cable connection on one of them. He was not pleased when I questioned him.

Eventually an appointment was made for a technician to come to the house. He arrived relatively on time. I explained (you would think they would read their own notes) how all of our televisions were experiencing a signal problem in one particular channel range.

After demonstrating the problem on our family room television, he determined it must be a loose connection to that TV. He changed out the splitter for that set. I restated that more than one TV had the problem and again was asked to check the picture on the family room TV where he was working. It must be the cable connector which he promptly changed out. Again I mentioned that all of the TV’s had the same problem.

A gleam came into his eye. “All of your TV’s have the same problem? “

“Yes.” Off we went to the bedroom to see that yes that TV too had a bad signal (in fact it was worse than the newer television in the family room). Back to the family room where he checked the cable again.

Finally convinced he went outside. Fifteen minutes later and multiple trips back into the house to see if the picture was any better (he was probably changing those connectors and splitters); he knew what the problem was. We had a signal problem. The solution would be to change out our drop.
The drop it seems is the run of cable from the easement cable box to your house. OK. No problem. The main cable box is located at the northwest end of our lot. The cable comes into our house at the northwest corner next to the gas meter.

Problem. The cable man says legally it has to come in by the meter. Not the gas meter but the electric meter. Why they ran it this way when the house was built, who knows? The electric meter is at the southeast corner of our house. To get to it the cable will have to cross under our chain link fence, under my herb garden, under our invisible fence, across the entire backyard on a diagonal, under the phone line, under the invisible fence, under the chain link fence, under the crown of thorns hedge (good luck with that), and down the side of the house next to the invisible fence and phone line runs to the electric meter. Who wants to make a bet what they will cut or kill?

It gets better. The cable guy cannot run cable through my attic. Therefore he will run a cable from my new cable line next to the electric meter on the southeast end of my house around the house (passing under chain link fences, invisible fences, and other utilities again) back to the connection at the northwest corner by the gas meter. Even though I told him the attic run goes from the northwest outside corner through the attic to the center of the east wall (very near the new box) where the last cable guy dropped the connection down into the master closet.

At the end of all of this my house will be wrapped in coax cable. My plants will be dug up. My cat will be roaming the neighborhood after they cut her fence line and I will not even have a phone line with to call and complain.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Kitchen Volcano

Learning to can has been such fun. Saturday I tried canning a jelly with a wine base. The recipe called for a large saucepan. Since I was trying to make as few huge dishes as possible for Jeff to clean up later, I chose my largest saucepan but not my huge stock pot. Bad mistake.

Everything (wine, sugar, spices) was at a nice rolling boil. I add the pectin. VOLCANO! Instantly there is hot syrup everywhere. The counter, the stove top, the front of the stove, the floor, everywhere. Everywhere includes under the burner which is still on high. Whoosh! Now the alcohol in the wine has ignited. Now it is all on fire.

I carefully grab the pot handle lifting it off the stove. While holding a pot of flames, I watch the flaming burner and call for Jeff. For once he actually heeds my call. In a very scornful voice he asks if the burner is off. Of course it is not. Until he arrived the floor and the pot I am holding were on fire so the burner was the last thing on my mind. He turns the burner off, turns, and tells me the floor is sticky and I should clean it up.

Good idea. However I need to get the jelly in the pot I am holding boiling again. I ask him to move the large canning pot off the burner. He says the metal handles are hot. I touch the one closest to me. It is cool. He grabs that handle and the far side handle which most recently was in the flames. Ooops. They were not both cool. He manages to not drop the canner which is filled with boiling water and glass jars as he lowers it to the floor.

The jelly is returned to the stove. Where are the dogs? I knew they were not in the way during the excitement but where have they gone? Enlightenment dawns. The smoke/fire alarm is going off. Gidgett has remembered her puppy lessons. She has run out the dog door and is waiting by the back gate. Good girl! Marvin is peering out the dog door wondering why Gidgett is by the fence. Hmmm. Have to work on training him.

Time to turn on the hood, turn off the smoke alarm, and retrieve Gidgett. Then what a sticky mess to clean up and finish canning.

Lesson learned
- Use the stock pot when making jelly. It is less work to clean the giant pot than it is to clean the entire kitchen.